pop-rocks-blowjob:

*Audibly hyperventilating.

pop-rocks-blowjob:

*Audibly hyperventilating.

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

videntefernandez:

It’s just something based on a funny conversation I just had on skype and I don’t want to forget

videntefernandez:

It’s just something based on a funny conversation I just had on skype and I don’t want to forget

videntefernandez:

I wasn’t going to bring up the kids again but I got too many requests

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.

luvr4photography:

heckyeahfargo:

tHIS IS THE FUCKING NEW YORK TIMES ARE YOU KIDDING ME

oh so thats what it looked like on paper

luvr4photography:

heckyeahfargo:

tHIS IS THE FUCKING NEW YORK TIMES ARE YOU KIDDING ME

oh so thats what it looked like on paper

RH