There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees
Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies
I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute
It’s just something based on a funny conversation I just had on skype and I don’t want to forget
I wasn’t going to bring up the kids again but I got too many requests
there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I
accidentlyended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.
LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT
Nail polish remover, sweetie.
Well okay I found some luckily
let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.
they are here to learn from the professionals.
tHIS IS THE FUCKING NEW YORK TIMES ARE YOU KIDDING ME
oh so thats what it looked like on paper